Goin' Up A Yonder
allthingseurope:

Hohenschwangau, Germany (by micha-m)

allthingseurope:

Hohenschwangau, Germany (by micha-m)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

Graduation speech
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to crush*: Fuck me
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents